Wargame Exclusive: Ork Grot Trojan Powerarmour

Ever been three Gobbos short of a plan – but still went ahead with it anyway?

Dis ain’t just any month, ladz. It’s ORKtober, it’s nearly Halloween, and da veil between da weird and da waaar is thin. So we let you lot vote – and you chose mayhem.

Wot if we told ya that somewhere out in da wastes, three of da sneakiest, stinkiest, and most poorly-behaved Grots you’ve ever seen climbed inside a big lad’s stomp-suit… and it actually worked?! Say “Oi”! to da ORK GROT TROJAN POWERARMOUR – a masterpiece of desperation, duct tape, and blind goblin optimism. Da model that shouldn’t exist, but you demanded it anyway.

Imagine three grots in a long coat tryin’ to buy promethium at da ‘umies mek shop – but instead, they find a big lad’s power-suit, patch it up wiv scrap, wire it to a battery they gotta lug around, an’ somehow turn it into a proper stompy horror.

One grot drives. One points da shoota. Da last one? Probably just screamin.’

Nobody knows where dey found it. No one wants to know. Maybe dere was someone still inside it. Maybe dere still is. We ain’t askin.’

But we do know this: it works. Somehow. Don’t ask why. Or how. Or for how long.

Need a reason to jam this tin-can terror into your lineup? It’s the ultimate multi-tool of stupid genius: perfect for ORKtober trick-or-teef raids (tall enough for every door), a Trojan “inspection” suit to stroll past enemy sentries while confidently demanding their ammo, a festival-winning costume for Halloween carnage, a portable battery-boy that powers your other stolen gubbins, and – most important – pure SCIUNCE: press the red button, take notes, probably explode, laugh. Community-voted, Halloween-ready, and guaranteed to make your mob louder, taller, and 300% more suspicious.

It ain’t clever. It ain’t safe. It’s exactly what yer army needs. And it’s here, just in time to ruin da spooky season Ork style.
 
HQ resin miniature in heroic scale with 32mm base.
The miniatures require painting and assembly (use cyanoacrylate superglue only).