Wargame Exclusive: Chaos Fartling Commissar

Chaos Fartling Commissar is actually three Plague Pips who stole an officer’s coat and cap and decided they could “blend in with the humans.” One climbed on top, trying his best to make a stern commissar face 😤, but looked more like a kid wearing his dad’s hat. The other two carried him on their shoulders, wheezing like they were hauling a throne for their rot-god 🤢… and then came the critical problem: the bottom right Nurgling was farting so loudly and so toxically 💨 that even flies abandoned the battlefield. The left one lasted exactly five seconds, hissed “WOULD YOU JUST STOP ALREADY?!” 😫 and jammed a finger straight up his buddy’s butt. The gas attack ceased instantly. The operation was “covert” again. The trio proudly called it a tactical ventilation blockade 🤣.
 
HQ resin miniature in Heroic scale with 32mm Scenic base.
The miniatures require painting and assembly (use cyanoacrylate superglue only).