{"product_id":"wargame-exclusive-bombard-witch","title":"Wargame Exclusive: Bombard Witch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen the barrage begins, she does not flinch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bombard Witch is not a commander, not a priest, not a gunner. She is the point where belief, calculation, and industrial slaughter collapse into a single figure. War did not give her power – it refined her into something that cannot be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce, she served near the guns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce, she learned the numbers, the distances, the timings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce, she realized that faith alone was not enough – and math alone was never clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow she stands between maps and mortars, reading trajectories the way others read scripture. She does not pull the trigger. She convinces the shell that its destination is correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd shells listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bombard Witch does not look at the enemy. She looks at the grid. To her, destruction is not rage or hatred – it is precision. Impact zones are not tragedies. They are answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose who fight beside her fear her silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose who fight against her never hear it coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the Bombard Witch survives a battle, nothing changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf she does not, the guns continue anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe calculations remain warm. The tables still work. The bombardment remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis release brings the Bombard Witch to the battlefield as a fully realized character model – designed for narrative play, grimdark armies, or as a centerpiece display miniature. The STL has been carefully prepared and optimized for home resin printing, capturing a restrained silhouette, heavy presence, and unsettling calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe does not curse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe does not shout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe only corrects.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHQ resin miniature in heroic scale with 32mm Scenic base.\u003cbr\u003eThe miniatures require painting and assembly (use cyanoacrylate superglue only).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wargame Exclusive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56444772417702,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/9710\/2246\/files\/BOMBARD-WITCH-PIN-UP_4-800x800_1.jpg?v=1778126628","url":"https:\/\/dragonhangar.com.au\/products\/wargame-exclusive-bombard-witch","provider":"The Dragon Hangar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}